25+Funny Status Lines

1.Talking to myself because I am my own consultant.

2. Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.

3. I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

4. I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

5. I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist. I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.

6. I’m not crazy I prefer the term mentally hilarious.

7. The hardest thing I ever tried was being normal.

8. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

9. Hey there! Whatsapp is using me.

10. Hey, you are reading my status again?

11. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status.

12. Hey you, yeah I’m talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?

13. Hey you, yeah you. The one reading this. Wanna know a secret? You’re beautiful. Don’t ever give up.

14. If you are reading this then I’m sure you have nothing to do in your life.

15. So you’re checking my status

16. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

17. Say it to my face, not through your status.

18. Stop checking my status better you have your own.

19. WAIT! Do you have appointment to see my status.

20. Not always Available.. Try your luck.

21. Happiness is when “last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing”

21. Battery low, please disturb later.

22. It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

23. Don’t play stupid with me, I’m better at it!

24. Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.

25. Life gives hurdles, but I am an athlete. So it’s fun.

26. Life taught me a lot of lessons, but I bunked those classes too

27. I really should do something with my life… maybe tomorrow.

28. I made a huge to do list for today. I just can’t figure out who’s going to do it.

29. When a door closes, another door should open, but if it doesn’t then go in through the window.