20+Funny Shayri
Waqt Aane Pe Dosti Ka Farz Bhi Nibhayenge,
Dil Pe Pathar Rakh Kar Ek Din,
Aapko Mental Hospital Chodd Aayenge…
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Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega
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Teri Taraf Aaye Har Tufaan Ko Mod Denge,
Lekin Tune Agar Sath Chodda To Teri Kasam Teri Haddiyan Bhi Tod Denge
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Clasroom to Office
Books to Files
Jeans to Formal
Pocketmoney to Salary
Grlfrnd to Wife
Lekin Saale Dost Kbhi Nahi Badlte
Kamine Ke Kamine hiRehte Hai !!!
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Dil Tera Dhadke To Dhadkan Meri Ho,
Khuda Kare Doti Humari Itni Gehri Ho Jaye Ke,
Juttyiaan Aapko Pade Aur Kartoot Meri Ho
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Is Duniya Mr Gum Hi Gum Milenge,
Jahan Duniya Nazar Fira Legi,
Us Mod Pe Dost Khade Hum Milenge..
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Roz Tere Ghar Me Dange Honge,
Yaad Rakh Agar Tune Mujhse Dosti Todi To,
Tere Ghar Me 12 Baache Honge Aur,
Saare Ke Saare Lafange Honge…
Apni Shayari Se Mujhey Deewana Karta Hai
Yeh Meri Himmat Hai Ke Bach Jata Hun
Mere Dil Par Har Waar Qatlana Karta Hai
Uske Pyar Mein Itna Kho Chuka Hun
Mujhey Apni Hasti Se Begana Karta Hai !!!
Raat Me Diye Jalte Rahenge,
Dua Hai Khuda Se Aap Khush Rahe Hamesha,
Baaki Hum To Hamesha Se Hi,
Tang Karte Rahe Hai Aur Tang Karte Rahenge…
Paas Hokar Bhi Doori Si Lagi,
Hontho Pe Hansi, Ankhon Me Majburi Si Lagi,
Zindagi Me Pehli Bar Dosti Itni Zaruri Lagi..
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Ke Uske Dil Ke Saare Gam Churaa Lo,
Aisi Chaap Chodd Do Kisi Par Dosti Ki,
Ke Khuda Bhi Aapkar Kahe,
Ke Hume Bhi Apna Dost Bana Lo…
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Tum Roz Khafa Hona Hum Roz Manayenge,
Par Man Jana Manane Se,
Warna Yeh Bhigi Palkein Le Ke Hum Kaha Jayenge !!!
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Aur Bane Firte Ho Don,
Jab Number Liya Tha To Kahte The Kisi Roj Karenge Phone,
Aur Ab Kahte Ho Ham Aapke Hain Kaun.
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Maths Nahi He Jo Ginana Pade,
English Nahi He Jo Sikhna Pade,
Par Ye To South Film Ki Tarah Hai,
Samaj Ne Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai Bas Maja Lena Hai.
Hai Tu Agar Mera Dilbar
To Aaj Ke Lunch Ka Bill Tu Bhar
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Friends Are Amazing When They Are New,
But Do U Know
They Are A Blessing When They Are Like U !!!
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Mujhse Baat Kare I Keep Trying,
Jab Door Jaye I Felt Like Crying
Are Itna Tension Mat Le I Was Lying.
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Par Ye Jaruri Hai Ki Tum Jo Bhi Batao Wo Sach Ho..!!
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Coma Se Jage Howe Mareez Ko Dara Kar Sula Diya
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Mere Charming Charming “Heart” Ko Itna “Efect” Kiya,
Menie Sabko “Reject” Karke Apko Apna Special “Friend” Accept Kiya !!!
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They Tease Each Other;
Knock Down Each Other;
Irritate Each Other;
But Can’T Live Without Each Other !!!
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And When They Finally Bloom They Wilt Away
In Just One Day
And Some Times Just By Noon.
Some Friends Are Like A Cloudy Day
And When The Sun’S In Sight.
It Gets Blocked By The Grayest Cloud !!!
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Tumhaare Jaisa Dost Khone Bhi Nahin Denge,
Roz Sharafat Se Sms Kiya Karo Warna,
Ek Kaan K Neeche Denge Or Rone Bhi Nahin Denge…