Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher – Tense Kitne Prakar Ke Hote Hain…
Student – Teen Past, Present and Future
Teacher – Bahut Accha, Explain Karo
Student – Kal Aapki Beti Ko Dekha Tha, Aaj Pyar Karta Hoon,
Kal Bhaga Kar Le Jaunga….

Teacher: Jab Hum Ball Ko Upar Fainkte Hain, To Wo Wapas Neeche Kyun Aati Hain?
Pappu: Sir, Upar Koi Catch Karne Waala Nahi Hai Isliye.

Teacher: Where Are You Born?
Pappu:: tiruchirapalli
Teacher: Please Spell It??
Funny Pappu: Sorry sir, I was Born In Goa..

Teacher: Zameen par rehne waley jaanwar bacche dete hain, Hawa mein udne waley jaanwar andey dete hain !
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??

Student: “Air Hostess!”