30+Funny Status Lines For Whatsapp

1. Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror 

2. I would lose weight, but I hate losing.

3. I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!

4. I wish I could mute people in real life.

5. I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.

6. Dear problems… Please give me some discount… I am your regular customer.

7. Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.

8. Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You’re one of them.

9. Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

10. You can never buy love, but still you have to pay for it.

11. I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention!

12. I’m too lazy to stop being lazy.

13. I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun.

14. If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.

15. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

16. I’m not lazy, I prefer the term “selective participation”.

17. I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.

18. I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.

19. Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her!

20. Never give up on your dreams keep sleeping.

21. Shopping is an art. I am an artist. Respect Please.

22. I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.

23. I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

24. I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

25. “3 words more beautiful for a married woman than I LOVE YOU: No Cooking Today”

26. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

27. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

28. The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants.

29. You can either be right, or you can be the husband.

30. In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

31. Women’s apology: I’m sorry, but it was your fault.